Living in Middle Earth was a true learning experience. In October of 1980, I began one of the most useful courses of my college career. You might call it creative management of available resources. We called it the Lorien Haunted House. At that time it was a Lorien dormitory tradition to raise activity funds by turning the entire building into an interconnected experience of comedy and terror. Well, comedy and scary mind games might be more appropriate. Every year there were new recruits who eagerly learned the craft of creating a new and unexpected environment from simple and readily acquired materials. There were no chain saw massacres, and zombies were not chic, but wizards, witches, ghosts, monsters and labyrinths abounded. ![]() Mr. Tumnus? As I remember, the complete costume had a vest... During my tenure as part of the experience I learned many things. These are just a few:
![]() I remember with fondness guiding tours of 7-10 patrons from the storage closet at the back of the landing, up into the 201 suite, winding through the rest rooms areas around and across a temporarily enclosed long balcony over to the 202 suite, through their rest rooms and down to the 110 suite landing. Each suite was responsible for their area and the areas leading up to them. The 110, had the stairs down and a hallway experience to construct and populate. Each space had their own theme. Each tour guide had their own theme... It seems we were all about the themes. We really had them going by the time I would bring them down the main stairs from the 110 suite hallway. (Well, I was mostly dodging the stampede of patrons that I had led there and were now trying to desperately escape that area.) We’d usher them past Sara or Steve-o performing some sort of mental or physical magic, and send them into the maze with Mad Monk Kev. The maze had no light within, and was structured with pivoting walls that could be changed by the semi-permanent occupants. It also had no exit, and no entrance once the group was inside. So, we could use it as the perfect “intermission” device timing the three groups on tours in the building at any given time. Once the other groups had reached their marks, I would go around the whole contraption, make the exit, and impatiently demand that they hurry up. None of them seemed to realize that I had never gone in with them. Hustling them out the sliding glass patio door, I would usher them within the fenced outer area past the front dorm entrance and down to the 101 suite’s other sliding patio door. Yes, they had a theme too. Exiting the suite into the main hall led to the graveyard where most of the tour groups were relieved to just nod to the grim reaper (Steve/Jamie) who was standing there, unaware of the job he would perform while their backs were turned. (Since a false wall had been constructed, they could not see the stairs leading up to the 110 suite landing, and instead were being shepherded down a straight corridor into the next section of hall leading to the 104 suite.) Gathering them together before the great door to the next section was easy, and on a sound cue from the reaper, I’d point behind them and shout in terror “look out.” They always turned their attention just in time to see a white sheet traveling directly toward their heads at what may have approached mach 1. As gravity took them all to the ground, the approaching ghost veered up at the last minute and made a resounding hollow flowerpot-like thunk into the wall above the lintel. Me? I just opened the door behind me as the follow guide (Melanie) scraped our group off the floor. The chamber beyond was where the invisible man lived. Brian had a great time in there. We had covered the white walls of the otherwise void corridor with repetitive black swirl motifs, just a little too random to be called a pattern. The strobe light made it just disorienting enough to keep everyone guessing and a bit relieved to see nothing inside. But, Brian was there. He just happened to be dressed like the walls, in a sheet covered in swirls. even knowing that he was there, I could only find him by spotting his white socks as they jutted out over the much darker carpet. His task was simply to jump between a couple of people in the group, and then go back against a wall somewhere else. By the screams he elicited, I think he must have goosed people. We later heard comments as people left like,“there was no one there, and then there was, and then they just... well... disappeared.” From there it was into the 104 suit and eventually out the patio door. Like all the other suites, they would have a theme and a farewell to the group. The tradition has long since fallen to the wayside, and our society is now more concerned about things like privacy and security than learning n interactive camaraderie... So, I bid a fond fare well to the likes of Dr. Frank (both of them), and Henry (and his friend). Should you be one of the few, and proud, Lorien Haunted House workers or patrons from the days of yesteryear, I invite you to share some of your story, as i have and let the rest of us know the memories of your experience. |